So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
