Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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