glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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