Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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