Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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