i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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