Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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