Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize