i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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