i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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