That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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