on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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