Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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