Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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