My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
birth control should be required to get into college
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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