He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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