..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I deserve this hangover.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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