my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
When are your genitals available?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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