How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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