My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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