Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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