He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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