They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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