i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize