I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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