My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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