Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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