I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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