You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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