i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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