So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
