I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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