I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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