ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
