I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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