My balls are so social today.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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