You're my little dorito
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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