heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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