i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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