Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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