You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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