I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
