everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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