Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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