She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Randomize
