they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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