And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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