i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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