I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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