What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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