why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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